congrats Sparks! Amazing game! Candace, Neka!
: Hanging out with the WNBA Champs!
: RT if you’re proud of Hillary tonight.
It's sad that this election is so polarizing & upsetting. That being said, I hope Trump gets so angry 2nite that he splits in half.
I was lucky enough to perform at the Orpheum Theater in Vancouver last night. 2200 in the crowd. So fun! Thx…
: Guys! My book Operation Cure Boredom is OUT TODAY!!!!
Gin is a gateway drug to ripping up a hotel room looking for Goldfish.
: Instead of that Cowherd/Whitlock etc disaster, just give
I get really blushy when I'm mentioned in tweets with la…
: En route to Investors Group Comedy Tour in
wine country with
tonight! They are amazing!
Pretty sure the mission to Mars was green-lit when Trump won the nomination.